What if He didn't exist? At all. What if long ago, visiting ETs decided that the easiest way to keep these creatures (us) complacent was to chisel out some stony rules and promise a heaven and a hell, much like a kindergarten teacher promises stickers for good behavior and time out for bad behavior? Sure - it's crazy. But just for a minute, what if?
What if the bible is not the 'word of God' as it is so flippantly called while held up and venerated? What if you discover that it is a collection of stories jotted down by the fallible and earthly predecessors of Aesop and the Brothers Grimm, later bastardized and edited and tilted to meet the selfish needs of a corrupt church hierarchy?
What if you woke up tomorrow and none of it made sense anymore? 'Why would an all-seeing and all-knowing god be vengeful?' 'Why revere a book that promotes misogyny, revenge, slavery and killing?' 'Am I a thinking person, or was I indoctrinated before I had a chance to make a choice?' What if it all seems so remote and unbelievable that when someone brings it up, your brain has to click into gear: "Oh yeah! - I forgot that people still believe in that!"
Imagine how truly looney it would then seem if you heard the DOJ's very own Imp of Darkness justifying the cruel and inhumane treatment of emigrating children by quoting a bible verse. Imagine how genuinely frightening it would be to hear former White House aide Omorosa Manigault Newman report that Vice President Pence thinks Jesus tells him to say things. For the almost one out of four Americans that do not believe in God, it is chilling.
The Founders were very clear about the need for separation of church and state:
In this, one of the most fatherly-feeling quotes from our Founders, James Madison and the other framers are looking out for us in the way that parents try to impart hard-learned wisdom upon their children. How many times have we wished our kids would listen to us?
There is a musical term, tacet. This tells the musician to do nothing - still pay attention to what's going on, but do nothing. To make a sweeping and reckless generalization, atheists know how to tacet. It is simply easier to nod and smile and say nothing than it is to get into it. Sure, there are atheists at every turn that have no problem declaring their non-belief, but they didn't get there without also learning how to deal with feelings of disenfranchisement, ostracization and condemnation.
It isn't always easy to say, "I don't believe in god" when those around you do and when the indoctrination you've received makes you feel many emotions - but primarily guilt - just for entertaining the idea. Even for the loud proclaimers, it is usually easier, quicker and less trouble to tacet.
The approximately 25% of Americans that make up this Tacet Underground form a much larger subset of the population than the 1% that are Muslim, the 2% that are Jewish, the 2% that are Mormon, the 4% that are either LGBT or Q, the 12% that are Black or the 19% that are Hispanics/Latino, yet these other groups are constantly protesting, demanding and making themselves the news while atheists are mostly content to tacet and pay attention.
In 1795 John Adams said, "The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion." Atheists take this seriously and are deeply offended when ignorant people like Donald Trump pretend that it is.
The Vice President's proclamation that he is a Christian first, a conservative second and a Republican third is deeply offensive to the (at least) eighty-some million Americans that do not believe in his god and consider that statement alone to be grounds for him to be removed from office. On the other hand, even nonbelievers may sometimes hope that hell exists, comforted by visions of Jeff Sessions roasting marshmallows with Beelzebub.
As has happened over a long period of years with the LGBTQ community, 'coming out' as an atheist carries less of a social stigma with each passing day, although small town folk and conservative communities may still find a way to disparage anything out of the norm. Time passes and the number of people that distinguish themselves as atheist will increase as the stigma lessens and the dark side of religion is continually revealed by people like Jeff Sessions, Dana Rohrabacher and Donald Trump who insist on evoking the Bible and Jesus for evil.
By 2020 the Tacet Underground could include not one in four citizens as it does now, but one in three. That would be over a hundred million Americans that don't want to hear religious dribble or quotes from the bible, but instead want logical and well thought-through plans based on research, testing and evaluation. At some point our politicians are going to have to grapple with the fact that one out of three Americans think the bible-thumpers and scripture-quoters and evil-doers are more than a little nutty and start giving us more than the incessant stale rhetoric about abortion, guns, gays and God.
After a pleasant meal at a nice, middle-of-the-road neighborhood grill & bar, a server will appear at your table and ask if you're ready to pay. If you answer in the affirmative he'll ask you to use the kiosk on the table to swipe your credit card, which will bring up a screen that prompts you to enter a gratuity, and gives you the options 18%, 20%, 22% or (in a much smaller font) other amount. It can be fairly awkward as the server watches, staringly pressuring you to give him a big tip - expecting a big tip.
A tip is something to consider, not to be rushed into. It is a reflection of the level of service provided by the waitperson - the customer's critique of the dining experience. A tip is a personal communication between the diner and the server and not computed in percentages, but in perfectly timed refills and extra napkins appearing just as things get messy. A tip is measured in knowing when to not interrupt and when to suggest dessert. A tip is determined by the way the bill is presented and taken care of. A tip is subjective, otherwise it isn't a tip.
There are of course, all kinds of servers working in pursuit of tips. There's the too-frequent-checker, who either needs more tables to wait on or less espresso. Conversely, the where-is-my-server? server, can only be seen far across the restaurant, and then only for a second before disappearing again. Will someone please get me some ranch?!?
The I-need-some-money-so-I'm-trying-too-hard-today server almost always seems to end up wondering why they made less than usual this shift, while the only-asks-questions-when-your-mouth-is-full server somehow never notices that her questions are only ever answered in grunts and clicks. Some call everyone honey or dear and some call everyone sir and ma'am. Some hard-sell the booze and desserts and some let you eat in peace. Some truly enjoy waiting tables and some are dreaming of the day they can quit. It's the little things that dictate a tip.
Still contemplating the kiosk's gratuity screen, you may reflect on your current adventure, and realize that a hostess seated you, a busser brought you chips and soda, the expeditor delivered your food and the busser cleared your table. Since the server that took your order was only there for less than two minutes almost a half hour ago, you're not even sure that the server standing in front of you is the same one that took your order! Dinner for two without alcohol was about forty dollars, which means your server expects a tip of about eight dollars; for two minutes' interaction. Wow!
The root of the problem is something inherent to the restaurant business: out of every twenty-four hours, there are only nine during which you can make any money - the three hours that comprise each normal mealtime. Servers don't like to work during the in-between hours because you "can't make any money" and no one likes to works split shifts because it takes the better part of nine or ten hours out of the day to get paid for only six or seven. The server's solution, and the little secret that's kept in the back by the dishwasher, that no one will say out loud, is that servers believe they are entitled to make eight hours' wages in four hours. The thing is that many of them do it.
If we go back to the grill & bar, your server probably had eight or ten tables in his section. When his section is full, even if they are all two-tops (a table for two) and they all stay for the entire hour, at about eight bucks per table the server will bring in sixty-some dollars in tips plus his hourly wage. Much more likely, half his tables were two-tops and half were four-tops. Assuming none turned the table (ate & left and the table became occupied again), that's (stay with us here - almost done):
4 two-tops @ $8 = $32
4 four-tops @ $16 = $64
or about $96 in tips in an hour, assuming none of the checks included alcohol, apps or desserts. Add to that the hourly wage (which varies from state to state), and a good server in a moderately priced, busy family restaurant can bring in between three and four hundred dollars per dinner shift.
Three hundred dollars times five days times fifty weeks (two for vacation) is seventy-five thousand dollars per year. Of course not every server in every diner in every town in America is hauling in more than fifty grand, and many of the faithful still serving pie and coffee at midnight are only somehow scraping by.
Back at the table, your server is still waiting for you to enter his tip, and by now you may have drawn a few conclusions.
Waiting tables, though not difficult, can be very hard work - work worth getting paid well to do. But as far as hard work goes, it is not as hard as washing dishes, bussing tables or cooking, yet servers expect to make eight to ten times as much as their coworkers. Somewhere along the line the system got out of whack, with servers always making more than their managers and often making more than the owners.
Tipping, though not required, can be a very nice gesture - something worth doing extravagantly when warranted. If the service is good and the food is exceptional, tip the server well and find a way to sneak a few bucks into the kitchen too! Tip, tip, tip. But do it because you want to and not because you are expected to or because it is being demanded or presumed.
Your favorite restaurant's bottom line is not your obligation. Assuring that your server brings in more than school teachers make is not your duty. Tipping the couple bucks you felt the service was worth instead of a percentage of the bill is not something you need to feel badly about! Remember that it is jewelers promoting the notion that men should spend three months' salary on an engagement ring, and restauranteurs and servers who are promoting 22% as being a reasonable tip!
PS - The next time you're in the mood for pie at midnight, and the server in your late-night spot is working hard just to make those ends, remember then that five dollars' worth of service is worth five dollars, even if the bill is only $4.75.
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